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“Wtf” automatically translates in our brains but “lol” doesn’t

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Spongebob is the main charecter yet Patrick is the star.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If sunlight kills vampires, moonlight would kill them too because it’s just sunlight bouncing off the moon.

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danielhowall:

2015/2018

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dancing pumpkin man

showerthoughtsofficial:

Getting vaccinated is like updating your antivirus software that’s inside you.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If your goal is to fail, you can neither succeed nor fail, because the successful failure is recursively a success and a failure.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Reading “!!!!!” is like trying to scream with no mouth

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